In keeping with the theme of stupid people, here’s one you’ll enjoy…
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
Monthly Archive for January, 2004
OK, so by now you know that I hate stupid people and this just strengthens my position…
Here’s a true story that happened in Chicago recently. A Pediatrician was speaking with some newborn parent about their daughter Abcde (abs-sa-de). Yes her name is Abcde. Mr. and Mrs. X told the doctor how they were discussing with their friends why they named their new girl Abcde.
“Well, we named her this for when she starts boinking guys in High School.
This way, when guys are sitting around talking about who boinked Lisa, you have to say, “which Lisa”.
Since no one else will be named Abcde, they will know who they boinked.”
Yes, they used the word “boink”.
May I suggest they become members of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
Aaron Boone, he sucks. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. So the moron goes and plays a game of pickup basketball, which is forbidden by his new $5.7 million contract, and he tears his anterior cruciate ligament. Now he could be out ALL of the 2004 season. Moron!
To make matters worse, the Yankees will still pay him $1 million of the $5.7 million. This jackass should get a big fat ZERO! They should have ditched him when they had the chance…. moron!
Really I do…
Maybe this is part of the reason as to why I hate people. I absolutley HATE it when I have agents call in and expect me to kiss their ass because they sold ONE case. I could have done ten cases for an agent and he sells one and all of a sudden he expects to be treated like a god. What makes matters worse is that the case he sold was a crap case and not worth shit.
Maybe it the agents that call and want to be waited on hand and foot and expect all of your attention ALL day long. Never mind the fact that their dumb as fuck or that they can’t find their way out of a paper back and are piss poor producers. They expect the royal treatment. Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of agents who are worth their salt and deserve and get the respect they’ve earned. It’s just the fucking twits that take up most of my time and annoy the shit out of me.
Fuck I’m grumpy…
OK, so a couple weeks ago I ranted about how I hate stupid people, well that still stands, but lately I’ve just been hating people more and more. Not necessarily stupid people either, I’m talking about average intelligence people here. I don’t know what it is, but they just piss me off. I don’t think I can deal with the general public well.
I don’t know what it is, but it just is. Maybe it has something to do with my job.
