Monthly Archive for September, 2004

A Case of Mistaken Identity

Haley Peel’s boyfriend Steve had made sure everything would go smoothly.

Picking up Steve’s white Hummer at Salt Lake City International Airport, the Sandy, Utah, woman found the vehicle easily and used the remote to unlock the doors.

Sliding into the driver’s seat, Peel reached underneath to make sure the keys were there, as Steve had promised they would be.

They were. So was the $50 to get the car out of the long-term parking lot.

But as she started to drive away, the OnStar navigational and security system suddenly went on.

“Please pull over,” it asked.

It turned out there was more than one white Hummer in the lot with keys and $50 under the seat.

Steve’s car was parked a row away, the Salt Lake Tribune reported earlier this month.

It was picked up by a Park City, Utah, woman whose husband — also named Steve — had left his Hummer unlocked in the long-term parking lot.

That woman only noticed something wrong when she read the note left with the money — addressed to “Haley.”

The Helicopter Game

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Idiot of the Week – Pt. 16

Right here from my own backyard…

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. (AP) — It looks like the charges will stick in a bizarre case in which a man allegedly covered virtually every surface in a Binghamton-area motel with petroleum jelly.

A Broome County grand jury today indicted 44-year-old Robert Chamberlain for felony criminal mischief in connection with last spring’s incident at a Motel 6 just north of Binghamton.

The McLean, Va., man was arrested last May after a cleaning crew discovered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and everything else in Chamberlain’s room had been slathered with Vaseline petroleum jelly.

Police say when they tracked him down at a nearby motel, Chamberlain was covered from head-to-toe with the stuff.

A manager at the Motel 6 said it took more than a month to clean up the mess. He said people still call from around the world asking about the slippery saga. Some have asked to book the room where Chamberlain stayed for almost a week.

NHL Lockout? Kruk’s Hit It On the Nose

Kudos to John Kruk on this one. He sums it up perfectly

So the NHL has locked out its players … again.

Lockout, strike — it’s all means the same thing. No games.

And much like when MLB went on strike in ’94, it looks like the same problem: The head of the union vs. the owners.

When the head of the MLBPA, Donald Fehr, went on TV back then and said, “The players voted to strike,” you would think he meant that all the players on all the major league teams cast a ballot and decided that this was the thing to do.

Wrong.

Donald Fehr knows what the players want … at least he thinks he does.
I can’t speak for everyone in the league back then, but I know I never voted. And it wasn’t that I missed the deadline. I was never asked to vote. I went back to West Virginia when the strike started. Our player rep, Darren Daulton, updated me about once a month; and that was it.

And it wasn’t like I was a rookie, either. I’d been in the league for nine years. Anyway, that was the extent of my participation in the strike — the one that I supposedly voted for.

Much like the way things are shaping up in the NHL, it was just a battle between a few people.

You think that if the owners told the majority of major leaguers back then that they couldn’t pay their $9 million salaries anymore — that it would have to be $7 or $8 million — they would have cared?

Hell, no.

But that was never considered. It was all about what Donald Fehr was going to do.

Every year at spring training, he would have a meeting with the teams and say, “This is what I’m going to do about this. This is what I’m going to say to Bud Selig. This is what I’m planning for next year and the year after that.”

Really, Donald? That’s great. But here’s a quick question: Ever bother to ask what the players want? Or if it’s anything close to your master plan?

Now, I’m not here to bash the union. The union does a lot a great things for players, especially some of the retired players. But you have to look at the actions of the union leadership. You have to ask the question: Is all this good for the players?

Look at Alex Rodriguez. He wanted out of Texas and had a deal to go to Boston. They re-worked his contract so he’d get more marketing rights or something like that, and less cash. Done deal.

Uh-oh … here comes the MLBPA.

No trade. A-Rod stays in Texas.

Alex ended up in New York, so good for him — but he didn’t see it that way at the time.

Wouldn’t you say that a union is too powerful when it has the right to reject what one of its members wants to do? Or when the bottom line is more important than anything else?

If it weren’t for the Yankees deep pockets, it would have been a different ending for A-Rod.

I remember when I signed a three-year deal in 1991, and everyone thought I didn’t get enough money. Believe me, they weren’t concerened about my future. They were mad because I was lowering the bar and messing things up for the other first basemen who were up for new contracts.

Well, I was playing where I wanted to play. I didn’t care if I could have gone somewhere else for an extra million over a few years.

Sorry, Mark Grace and Jeff Bagwell. Hope you aren’t starving today because of me.

I’m not saying the owners are right about everything. I’m not saying we should just make minumum wage and be happy. But let’s be honest: The owners aren’t wrong about everything, either.

You really think the owners are making millions and hiding it somewhere? When Fehr goes on about revenue and players salaries and thinks he’s uncovered some shady accounting, do you think the owners would really be that dumb?

Or, is everyone just talking about part of the money pie? Sure, there are players salaries; but there are also front-office salaries, stadium staff, minor league players, coaches, equipment guys, the scouting system. When they house and feed the players at minor league camp, do you think that’s free?

I’m no GM and I’m no owner. I can’t really speak to how all this money flies around. But my point is that everyone has their story, so you need to sit down and compromise. Don’t take pot shots in the press and wait until the 11th hour to sit down and try and hammer out a deal.

And don’t let one guy do all your talking for you.

So when the NHL updates are on TV and you hear the accusations flying back and forth, remember that when someone speaks for “the players,” he’s probably just speaking for himself.

The article can be found here

Idiot of the Week – Pt. 15

This time it’s not the person that’s arrested, instead it’s our government and why they arrested her…

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — A weight may soon be lifted off a Maryland woman charged with carrying a concealed weapon in an airport.

It wasn’t a gun or a knife. It was a weighted bookmark.

Kathryn Harrington was flying home from vacation last month when screeners at the Tampa, Fla., airport found her bookmark. It’s an eight-and-a-half-inch leather strip with small lead weights at each end.

Airport police said it resembled a weighted weapon that could be used to knock people unconscious. So the 52-year-old special education teacher was handcuffed, put into a police car, and charged with carrying a concealed weapon.

She faced a possible criminal trial and a $10,000 fine. But the state declined to prosecute, and the Transportation Security Administration says it probably won’t impose a fine.