Monthly Archive for February, 2005

Are They Gay or Aren’t They?

Some gays groups are pissed off because a Zoo in Germany wants to introduce some female penguines into an exhibit where the male penguins are displaying homosexual tendencies. The gay groups think that by introducing females the male penguins will no longer be gay.

Umm, maybe the males aren’t gay to begin with. Just a thought.

Quote of the Week – Pt. 39

“I do not like this word “bomb.” It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.”
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

Idiot of the Week – Pt. 26

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Police chased a naked man through the city’s slushy streets early Monday after he allegedly stripped off his bathrobe, bit an officer, then stole a police cruiser in an attempt to escape.

The man was captured after he smashed the cruiser into several parked cars, abandoned the vehicle and tried to get away in his bare feet.

The episode unfolded at around 1:30 a.m. when police were called to a block in North Philadelphia to investigate complaints about a person screaming in the street.

Officers arriving on the scene said they found a man running about in his bathrobe in the freshly fallen snow.

The officers gave chase. The man shed his robe, then allegedly bit a female officer on the arm, climbed into her patrol car and hit the gas. He drove only a few blocks before crashing, police said.

Police did not immediately release the suspect’s name. He faces charges including car theft and assault.

iPods, iPods… Oh, Which Shall I Choose?

Well my ipod’s shit the bed. It works, I can still listen to music, but I can’t conenct it to my computer anymore. Everytime I try I get a kernel panic. Not much I can do about it, oh well it’s a 1st gen 10 gig anyways so it’s time I move on up.

So Apple released new iPods today, new iPod mini’s that you can get for the same $249 but that are now 6 gigs instead of the 4 gigs. You can still get the 4 gig min and it will actually be cheaper. Oh yeah, they dropped the price on the iPod Photo too, by a hundred bucks and they released a 30 gig iPod Photo.

Think I’m going to go with the 30 gig iPod Photo. Eh, maybe not. Who knows.

Quote of the Week – Pt. 38

I have not reneged on my promise. I have changed my mind.

- New York gubernatorial candidate Pierre Rinfret