Well read the script to each episode.
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Monthly Archive for May, 2005
The Multnomah County, Oregon Department of Human Services put out a call for a Klingon interpreter in case patients arrived at an emergency room speaking that language. Because the county is obligated to provide information in all languages, the office that treats approximately 60,000 mentally ill individuals wanted to be prepared in case a Klingon speaker arrived. Officials decided to include Klingon among 55 languages, which include rarely-spoken tongues such as Dari and Tongan.
COLUMBUS, Georgia (AP) — A high school student was suspended for 10 days for refusing to end a cell phone call with his mother, a soldier serving in Iraq, school officials said.
The 10-day suspension was issued because Kevin Francois was “defiant and disorderly” and was imposed in lieu of an arrest, Spencer High School assistant principal Alfred Parham said.
The confrontation Wednesday began after the 17-year-old junior got a call at lunchtime from his mother, Sgt. 1st Class Monique Bates, who left in January for a one-year tour with the 203rd Forward Support Battalion.
Cell phones are allowed on campus but may not be used during school hours. When a teacher told him to hang up, he refused. He said he told the teacher, “This is my mom in Iraq. I’m not about to hang up on my mom.”
Parham said the teen’s suspension was based on his reaction to the teacher’s request. He said the teen used profanity when taken to the office.
“Kevin got defiant and disorderly,” Parham said. “When a kid becomes out of control like that they can either be arrested or suspended for 10 days. Now being that his mother is in Iraq, we’re not trying to cause her any undue hardship; he was suspended for 10 days.”
Well I’m back and thank god. I was going to write up this entire rant about the weekend, but I’ll save you from the horror. Needless to say the highlight of my weekend was my trip into the backwoods of North Carolina. I had never been there before and now I know why. There’s nothing there. Although I do think that it’s a prerequisite that you must own a piece of shit truck that’s jacked up on tires that about six feet tall. I’ve never seen so many of them in my life.
Anywho, just wanted you to know that yes I’m alive and no I wasn’t anally raped in North Carolina although I thought this one guy was giving me some funny looks. Could have been that I was stepping out of a truck with New York plates…
