Monthly Archive for December, 2006

2006 Darwin Awards

As 2006 comes to a close it’s time we remember the idiots of the world, these are some random idiots, they’re the cream of the crop. The Darwin Awards are given out each year to those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. We’ve got people using sledgehammers on RPG’s, people having a cigarette after they’ve been warned not to smoke because the cream on them is flammable and more idiots. You might think that it’s mean handing out awards for people dying, but their stupidity has rid the world of one less moron.

So head on over and check them out, you won’t be dissapointed.

Think We Like Gears of War??

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… Gears of War is the shit… it’s safe to say my friends think so too.

Idiot of the Week – Pt. 75

For one New Hampshire man, drinking while driving his car wasn’t enough. He also had to drink while getting out of the car, drink while talking to officers and drink while getting arrested.

Police say after they pulled Patrick Allain, 35, over for hitting two other cars and then refusing to stop, he also wouldn’t stop swigging his beer, The Associated Press reported.

Allain was allegedly drinking out of a 40-ounce beer bottle as he was pulled over, and he told officers, “You can charge me with whatever you want. It’s not going to stop me from drinking and driving.”

He is facing multiple charges.

The Assassin’s Guild

The Assassin’s Guild is a fansite for Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed. They’ve got wallpapers, icons, avatars and more in the Downloads section. The Videos section has the latest videos available for viewing and they’re always adding more. They’ve even got a forum where you can discuss Assassin’s Creed and other things as well.

If it has anything to do with Assassin’s Creed then The Assassin’s Guild is the place to find it.

Sneak King

My second pick up in Burger Kings Xbox trilogy, Sneak King is a lot different than Pocketbike Racer. Unlike Pocketbike Racer, in Sneak King there’s only one character you can play and that’s the Burger King mascot himself. Remember those BK commercials featuring The King, where he was always sneaking up on someone to give them Burger King food. Well that about sums up Sneak King, as you’ll go looking for hungry people so that you can surprise them with food. I’d say there is more, but there isn’t.

There are 80 challenges in the game, and there are also several levels that you can unlock by completing half the quests on the level before it. In Sneak King, each non playable character has a tiny field of vision, represented by blue shadows on the ground. As long as The King doesn’t pass in that field cone then he won’t be caught, yes it’s that lame. One thing to note is that there’s no online play available, so it will make it that much easier to get all of the achievements.

Sneak King is a terrible game, absolutely terrible. I could rank as one of the worst games I’ve ever played. It’s not even worth the $3.99 I paid, but knowing me I’ll play it until I get all of the achievements unlocked.